"The other day i dreamed that me, a mutual & a mutual in law were hunkered down in a bunker together, as a meteorite was about to strike us & possibly kill us all. We were all on our phones scrolling Tumblr and playing Uma Musume like nothing was happening. then the meteorite hit us dead on, it was honest to god the damned loudest thing ever not sure how i was able to dream in those decibels.

There was a bright flash of light, & I died holding my mutual in law, as instead of happy moments with friends or family, images of Sheila E flashed in my head instead. Then i came to, & we were all amongus creatures in the afterlife."

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"I dreamed there was a game where you had to wash & bathe stressed/traumatized anime boys, & give them a spa day.

If you were nice enough & gave them their time & space, they'd open up & you would unlock their tragic backstories. It was like the game "American Girl: Pet Grooming Studio". You could put on a candlelit bath or fancy stuff like that for them, they all had preferences & if you got it right it would up their trust meter with you."

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"a few years back i had gotten really into lost media, and i had a dream about a lost media video essay talking about this partially lost CN crossover series that had a bunch of characters from japanese media on it, and it was sort of meant to introduce western audiences into those series, but it never took off so it got canned.

there was only a single recording of the thing from back in 2013 and a bunch of promo/studio stuff (such as renders & character reference sheets). For some reason, Sheila E was in there. I don't remember there being any other jojo characters, & the other media included was way more child friendly.

I joined the search, but felt kind of bummed because she wasn't very in-character. "

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" had a dream last night where chapter 5 of deltarune came out & it was a JoJo Collab where Kris had to go around facing all known JoJo villains with the help of the Joestar bloodline for some reason.

It was Deltarune, but it took place in a realistic first person 3d environment, like a unity game. Sometimes it switched to the Deltarune fight UI or EOH art style, it also took place in a ran down, seemingly abandoned house.

I remember they were all up against someone different than their JoJo, Diavolo was up against either Jotaro or Joseph, DIO was fighting Jolyne & Pucci was fighting Giorno.

The stand abilities were incredibly creepy, specially King Crimson.

I woke up just as Giorno and Mista where facing Pucci, while Kris ran around a bunch of rooms with assorted pairs of JoJo's and villains. I don't remember exactly what they were doing but I remember it was important to save the world. "

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"Had a dream where a law was passed and if you committed a very "light" crime (say, things like barfighting or property damage) you would be put into these "human dog kennels".

they were small, glass enclosures outside of police patrol stations. You were put on a very short leash on a pole in such a way where you were forced to sit down on the floor, and if a random person passing by saw you and liked you, they could come into the station and pay a very small "adoption fee" to take you home as their new dog. "

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" had a really weird dream where i was Narancia hospitalized in a psych ward, & Fugo was my roommate. For some reason Passione was a mental facility that Diavolo owned. Trish was Diavolo's abused daughter that he had hospitalized to control, & he beat Trish up in front of the whole hospital at one point. Eventually, everyone in the Buccelatti gang escaped from there

they all also had X-Men-like powers. it was a psych ward but it also served as a sort of facility to trap people with those powers."

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"I had a dream there was a popular Lost Video Game Creepypasta by the name of "VIN mod". It was a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas mod, which added dark content from a supposed early scrapped version of the game.

At one point in the game, CJ went to prison instead of Sweet. Inside there was a little boy living hidden from the guards. CJ would use him as a distraction in a prison heist mission.

The mod had a recreation that, true to the story, was apparently incredibly difficult to beat. There were thousands of videos showing how to beat the recreation.

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"I dreamed that Diavolo was at the Oscars, & kept winning awards. Everytime he'd win, the camera would pan to him, & he would be sitting arms crossed, mouth open, snoring every single time. He'd wake up, angrily grab his award, & immediately walk back to sleep on his seat.

Worth noting that he wasn't an actor playing Diavolo, he was credited as "Diavolo from Jojo" & was a Mafia Boss who had tried to kill his daughter. Probably still in the deathloop too.

Trish was also somewhere in the room, and the camera would periodically pan to her."

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